Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
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no really i’m funny i swear please stay
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
“The nature of SNL is that it’s so in-the-moment. I feel like I’m going to wake up in August and turn to my wife and say ‘Was I really on SNL?’ It went by so fast.”
Bill Hader on interview with GQ Magazine for the 2013 Comedy Issue, plus the best polos for summer.
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
Twenty year old Lucille Ball in 1931.
I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn’t think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far too self-centered. When I stopped being prisoner to what I worried was others’ opinions of me, I became more confident and free.